Wednesday, July 29, 2009

You've Got To Be Kidding Me!


Laci thought it might be fun to start this blog carnival. I will be the first to link a post. Tonight I am having a slumber party with Kelsea and Mackenzi. Early this afternoon we came to my house. We have played in the toy room, played in the back yard, colored in coloring books, had dinner, then went to buy Princess Sing Along Movies. When we got home we decided we were going to go swimming. Great idea...wear them out, bathe them, pop some popcorn, watch a movie and then easily go to sleep! What a plan! Swimming was great. The girls even swam for a bit with no magic suits on, great! It's getting to be almost 7pm so I decide its time to put the rest on the plan in motion. We're at the back door, dripping wet...I take Kelsea's suit off and hang it on the fence to dry. As I'm doing this Mackenzi keeps telling me" I didn't go poop in my bathing suit, it's too pretty to poop in". I say; I know, you are a big girl and go poopie in the potty, yes you do have a pretty bathing suit. Again, she tells me the same thing, as I'm taking her suit off.........and out plops a big turd on the patio!!!! That kid doesn't even skip a beat.... she says, with a lot of awe, "wow, is that a leaf? cause, I didn't go in my bathing suit, it's too pretty!" No Mackenzi, it's not a leaf, it's poopie, and you did go in your pretty bathing suit! We got cleaned up and everything was good ....until I started thinking....how long was that "leaf" in her bathing suit, in the pool, while I was swimming and floating on my back looking and acting like a whale blowing water out of my mouth like it was a blow hole??? ....and I thought...... this is a You've Got To Be Kidding Me Moment if I do say so myself!

5 comments:

Lopez Life said...

Jan! I am laughing so hard that I am CRYING!!! That is so funny!!!

Laci said...

Hahah...That's really funny! I hope that "leaf" stayed in her pretty bathing suit and not in the water! :) I'm sorry! I don't know what it is about water, that kid LOVES to poop in it!!!

The Gustafson Family said...

OH MY GOODNESS!! I am sitting here laughing so hard that I am crying..That girl is one funny cookie!

Amy and Cody said...

Ahhhhhhh!!!!!! Definitely a you've got to be kidding me moment, YIKES! Sanitize the pool before getting in again!!!

The Hamilton Family said...

That is so funny. She is such a funny "big" girl. Your post brought back a memory of when Wes swam in my grandmas pool for the first time. He actually did poop in the pool. We had to get it drained just to make sure. Thanks for the laugh it, it was well needed.