Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
This most certainly is NOT my first Not Me Monday, I love to play along! I did NOT stay up until 1:30 am making pretty little bows for my inventory because I do NOT sell them. I do NOT have time to sit and sew all day so I did NOT complete sewing 25, count 'em, 25 Eletents! I do NOT have a daughter that is a birthday girl today, and she is NOT 30. For heavens sake, I'm NOT that old. I did NOT win a $25 gift card to Target, and I did NOT tell Melissa to keep it and take her precious twins to spend it. No way, I love that place and would NOT ever pass up a chance to shop on someone else's dime. I did NOT go on a girls night out with my daughters. We did Not have appetizers for dinner. We did NOT have popcorn when we were Not at the movies, there's way too much fat in theater popcorn. We did NOT see My Sisters Keeper, and I did Not cry. I'm Not emotional at all. And for sure, I did NOT drop my cell phone in my porcelain throne, and if I did...there was NOT anything except water in there. I did NOT swoop in and rescue it. That would be gross!