Monday, June 29, 2009

Not Me Monday




Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.



This most certainly is NOT my first Not Me Monday, I love to play along! I did NOT stay up until 1:30 am making pretty little bows for my inventory because I do NOT sell them. I do NOT have time to sit and sew all day so I did NOT complete sewing 25, count 'em, 25 Eletents! I do NOT have a daughter that is a birthday girl today, and she is NOT 30. For heavens sake, I'm NOT that old. I did NOT win a $25 gift card to Target, and I did NOT tell Melissa to keep it and take her precious twins to spend it. No way, I love that place and would NOT ever pass up a chance to shop on someone else's dime. I did NOT go on a girls night out with my daughters. We did Not have appetizers for dinner. We did NOT have popcorn when we were Not at the movies, there's way too much fat in theater popcorn. We did NOT see My Sisters Keeper, and I did Not cry. I'm Not emotional at all. And for sure, I did NOT drop my cell phone in my porcelain throne, and if I did...there was NOT anything except water in there. I did NOT swoop in and rescue it. That would be gross!

6 comments:

The Picketts said...

Oh no! You dropped your phone?! EEEK! You should swap stories with Sandie on that one! She did the same thing! Did it survive?

Jan said...

Yes, I quickly swooped in , grabbed the phone, popped out the battery, dried it off with a towel, and all night it sat in front of my menopause fan that sits by the computer. I put it back together this morning and it works just fine. Jerry wanted to know if it had crappy reception though! hahahahah

Jan said...

uh oh, I spoke too soon. My phone keeps dialing 000000000! Back under the dryer and hopefully it will be OK. I do NOT want to buy a new phone!

Anonymous said...

Your phone incident is hilarious. I know it's really not but I can just see and hear you after it dropped in the TOILET. Maybe, next time you should leave it on the counter while you're doing your business. Jerry's remark about a crappy reception is too funny. Your menopause fan, I love it.

Bridget said...

you seem like such a FUN grandma and mom...I want to be like you when I'm a grandma;)

kackieb said...

Ha,Ha,Ha!!
That happened to me too. so I know what you were saying. Mine went in the dog's water bowl. I took out the battery too, I was told if it wasn't wet, phone was ok. Your Not Me Monday is pretty cool.