Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by
MckMama. You can head over to
her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
This most certainly is
NOT my first
Not Me Monday, I love to play along! I did
NOT stay up until 1:30 am making pretty little bows for my inventory because I do
NOT sell them. I do
NOT have time to sit and sew all day so I did
NOT complete sewing 25, count 'em, 25 Eletents! I do
NOT have a daughter that is a birthday girl today, and she is
NOT 30. For heavens sake, I'm
NOT that old. I did
NOT win a $25 gift card to
Target, and I did
NOT tell Melissa to keep it and take her precious twins to spend it. No way, I love that place and would
NOT ever pass up a chance to shop on someone else's dime. I did
NOT go on a girls night out with my daughters. We did
Not have appetizers for dinner. We did
NOT have popcorn when we were
Not at the movies, there's way too much fat in theater popcorn. We did
NOT see My Sisters Keeper, and I did
Not cry. I'm
Not emotional at all. And for sure, I did
NOT drop my cell phone in my porcelain throne, and if I did...there was
NOT anything except water in there. I did
NOT swoop in and rescue it. That would be gross!